Last revised: May 19, 2011

   Countryway TUESDAY Golf

"This Website is created for a great group of friendly golfers who play golf at Sunrise every Tuesday all year long."
 May 19, 2011

TUESDAY Golfer's  FUN Album #1.

 Our Golfer's

 FUN

WebPage!

"It does look like very good exercise, but what is the little white ball for?"
-- President Ulysses S. Grant

Tuesday Golfers Land Private Jet on Hole #13.

International Jetsetters Randy and Claude
("More Frequent Flyer Miles than all Tuesday Golfers Combined")

"Everybody Loves Raymond -- BOB K.

"Nancy, the 'Hat Lady' with a nice smile!"
 

"Nancy, the 'Hat Lady' flirts with Pat D. when Bob K. takes a day off!"

Nice Lady Nancy wears a different hat every Tuesday when she brings
her smiling face and fun talk to the 19th hole of Tuesday Golfers.

"Nancy, Did you miss me?"
 

11 Tuesday Golfers who fired their Caddys:

Jim Armstrong: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
(Former Caddy) FC: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"

John Crippin: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 80 on this course."
FC: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth!"

Steve Landrum: "Do you think my game is improving?"
FC: "Yes, you miss the ball much closer now."

Tom Breslin: "Do you think I can get there with a 5-iron?"
FC: "Eventually."

Bob Kowalski: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
FC: "I don't think so. That would be too much of a coincidence."

Bill Flood: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction."
FC: "It's not a watch - it's a compass."

Pat Donelly: "How do you like my game?"
FC: "Very good, but personally, I prefer golf."

Dick Bernardy: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?"
FC: "The way you play, it's a sin on any day."

Pete Castelli: "This is the worst course I ever played on."
FC: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago."

Randy Bish: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."
FC: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."

Ric Wharton: (...after slicing off the tee at every hole) Ric finally gives up and asks his
                      long-suffering caddy if he has seen any obvious problems:
FC: "There's a piece of crap on the end of your club." Ric picks up his club and cleans
the club face, at which point the caddy says: "No, the other end!"

"Guess which famous Baseball Celebrity Played Golf at Countryway Golf Club Today!"

1. Old Manny       2. Steve Manny        3. New Manny

RAMIEREZ

Maria was taking her first golf lesson.

"Is the word spelled p-u-t or p-u-t-t" she asked the instructor.

"P-u-t-t is correct," Adrian replied.

"Put means to place a thing where you want it. Putt means
merely a vain attempt to do the same thing."

"A Pitcher of Beer -- A Table of Friends!" -- (How Many?)

Caption #1. - "Why is everyone over at that OTHER table?"

Caption #2. - "But... I made ONE good putt this morning..."

Caption #3. - "Do I smell THAT bad?"

Seriously, our good Octogenarian golfing buddy, Pat Donelly, is a great friend
and is always generous and sharing (contrary to opinions of Bob K. and Keith C.). We had
another fun Tuesday round of golf and a 'Happy Hour+ 19th hole. [Pat posed for the camera.]

"Yes, That's really a PINK Ball!"

Bob K. claims he will display it with his next Hole-In-One...

And LOOK what he got for Christmas/Birthday in 2010:

 

Nicole: "Johnnyboy, this is your last FREE
popcorn..."

J: "What do you mean? I play golf here
every Tuesday..."

N: "And... do you have any idea what a
'Tip Jar' is?"

J: "...But, how much does popcorn cost
anyway?:

N: "Well, Johnnyboy, Nicole has to make
a living too..."

N: "And besides, ever heard of the old,
famous quote:

'THERE AIN'T NO FREE LUNCH!"

N: "This is your last free popcorn, Enjoy!"

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Hey, Pat, or John G. "Want to give him a hint?"

"Best Buddies..."


Lyle and Bob K. sharing a pitcher of beer.  (Both pretty good golfers often walk the
18-holes - not today though, as 'heat index' about 103 degrees.) They can often be seen
racing their pullcarts down the fairways. Of course, Bob, even though he's a few
years older, - ALWAYS WINS...  "Nice to see golfing buddies enjoying liquid refreshments!"

Pat's Photo Proof of Beer Purchase!

Sharing with a 'smile'...


John Geary, Jerry Hice enjoying "Pat's NICE" Cold Beer!

"What Kowalski?... You want one of those cups filled too?"

"Get a Room!"


John G. and Tom B. -- in a serious discussion...

Above photo caption by Kowalski...

T

T-Shirt from a Rock Band? - (Ask Tom...)

     

"Hey Bob -- There's a pumpkin on your head!"

John G., Bob K., Keith, Jerry

"Would you...?"

"But... it's a Pro VI"

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  "The reason the Pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing!".

  "If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt."  -- Dean Martin

  "I'm not saying my golf game is bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced."

 

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