Countryway TUESDAY Golf
TUESDAY Golfer's FUN Album #1.
"It does look like
very good exercise, but what is the little white ball for?"
-- President Ulysses S. Grant
Tuesday Golfers Land Private Jet on Hole #13.
International Jetsetters Randy and Claude
("More Frequent Flyer Miles than all Tuesday Golfers Combined")
PGA RULES COMMITTEE
And to speed up the game and attract new golfers:
Morning Greetings from the 'Hat Lady'
"Nancy, the 'Hat Lady' with a nice smile!"
"Nancy, the 'Hat Lady' flirts with Pat D. when Bob K. takes a day off!"
Nice Lady Nancy
wears a different hat every Tuesday when she brings
her smiling face and fun talk to the 19th hole of Tuesday Golfers.
"Nancy, Did you miss me?"
-- BOB K.
11 Tuesday Golfers who fired their Caddys:
Armstrong: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
"I'd move heaven and earth to break 80 on this course."
"Do you think my game is improving?"
"Do you think I can get there with a 5-iron?"
Bob Kowalski: "You've got to be the
worst caddy in the world."
"Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a
"How do you like my game?"
"Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?"
"This is the worst course I ever played on."
"That can't be my ball, it's too old."
(...after slicing off the tee at every hole) Ric
finally gives up and asks his
"Guess which famous Baseball Celebrity Played Golf at Countryway Golf Club Today!"
1. Old Manny 2. Steve Manny 3. New Manny
Maria was taking her first golf lesson.
"Is the word spelled p-u-t or p-u-t-t" she asked the instructor.
"P-u-t-t is correct," Adrian replied.
"Put means to place a thing where you want
it. Putt means
"A Pitcher of Beer -- A Table of Friends!" -- (How Many?)
- "Why is everyone over at
that OTHER table?"
Caption #2. - "But... I made ONE good putt this morning..."
Caption #3. - "Do I smell THAT bad?"
|Seriously, our good Octogenarian golfing buddy,
Pat Donelly, is a great friend
and is always generous and sharing (contrary to opinions of Bob K. and Keith C.). We had
another fun Tuesday round of golf and a 'Happy Hour+ 19th hole. [Pat posed for the camera.]
"Yes, That's really a PINK Ball!"
claims he will display it with his next Hole-In-One...
And LOOK what he got for Christmas/Birthday in 2010:
Lyle and Bob K. sharing a pitcher of beer. (Both pretty good golfers often walk the
18-holes - not today though, as 'heat index' about 103 degrees.) They can often be seen
racing their pullcarts down the fairways. Of course, Bob, even though he's a few
years older, - ALWAYS WINS... "Nice to see golfing buddies enjoying liquid refreshments!"
Pat's Photo Proof of Beer Purchase!
Sharing with a 'smile'...
"What Kowalski?... You want one of those cups filled too?"
"Get a Room!"
Above photo caption by Kowalski...
T-Shirt from a Rock Band? - (Ask Tom...)
"Hey Bob -- There's a pumpkin on your head!"
John G., Bob K., Keith, Jerry
"But... it's a Pro VI"
RIC Retires as "Chip Manager"
(See his new travel photos)
"The reason the Pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing!".
"If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt." -- Dean Martin
"I'm not saying my golf game is bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced."
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