Tuesday Sunrise Golf League - The 7th FUN Album

Our own Señor Landrum ("El Birdie Bandito") celebrates 'Cinco de Mayo'

Cinco de Mayo Story:

Due to the fact that it couldn't pay its debts, Mexico was invaded by France in the 1860s.

Emperor Napoleon III, nephew of Napoleon Bonaparte, wanted to acquire Mexico to prevent
America from getting stronger.

President Benito Juarez was the leader of Mexico at the time and supported the common man
and peasants.

Maximilian of Hapsburg was the French representative behind the invasion and longed to
become a French emperor in Mexico.

France invaded Mexico with over six thousand men at Puebla.

On May 5, 1862, the Mexicans, ill-equipped and undermanned, bravely fought off the French
at the "Batallia of Puebla" under the leadership of General Ignacio Zargoza Seguin and his
personal assistant Señor Steve Landrum a (nicknamed: "El Birdie Bandito") and protected
the capital city from invasion.

The celebration of Cinco de Mayo throughout Mexico and the United States today is in honor
of the brave men who defended their country against enormous odds.

Our own brave Tuesday Golfer and professional actor, Señor Steve Landrum was there and
on May 5 of every year, he retrieves his original uniform (it still fits) of that historic
"Batallia of Puebla" and proudly wears it as his symbol of remembrance of his extreme
bravery and personal sacrifice to commemorate the cause of freedom and democracy.

"I'm going to be a famous magician," Steve said to his father,
"...because I can make a golf ball float."

Steve's father was very curious. "And how do you do that?" he asked.

"Well, it's very scientific. It requires some magic ingredients," Steve said.

"Oh, really," his father said. "And what are they?"

"Well, the golf ball, of course. And then two scoops of ice cream and some root beer."

SLOW GOLFERS

A Catholic priest, an Indian doctor, a rich Chinese businessman and a 'Snowbird' from Toronto were waiting at Countryway Golf Club one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.

The 'Snowbird' from Toronto fumed: "What's with those jerks? We're waiting fifteen minutes between shots!"

The Indian doctor chimed in: "I don't know, but I've never seen such poor golf!"

The Chinese businessman called out: "Move it, time is money!"

The Catholic priest said: "Here comes Tally, let's have a word with him. Excuse me, sir!" said the priest, "What's wrong with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow aren't they?"

Tally replied: "Oh, yes. That's a group of blind fire fighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime."

The group fell silent for a moment. The Catholic priest said: "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight."

The Indian doctor said: "Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything that he might be able to do for them."

The Chinese businessman replied: "I think I'll donate $50,000 to the fire fighters union in honor of these brave souls!"

The 'Snowbird' from Toronto said: "Why can't they play at night?"

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BEST 'PICK-UP' LINE EVER - (For Tuesday Golfers)

A Tuesday Golfer, not in the best physical condition,
asked the trainer in the gym:

"I want to impress that beautiful girl. Which machine should I use?"

The trainer replied...

"Use the ATM machine outside the gym!"

Last revised: May 19, 2011

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May 19, 2011

Last revised: May 19, 2011

"This Website is created for a great group of friendly golfers who play golf at Sunrise every Tuesday all year long." May 19, 2011

"This Website is created for a great group of friendly golfers who play golf at Sunrise every Tuesday all year long."

May 19, 2011