Last revised: August 09, 2016

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August 09, 2016

TUESDAY Golfer's  FUN Album #12.

Newest Dress Code Competition for 'Homeless' Steve:

Tom, Keith, Ric


Golfers: Read ONLY if you have a sense of Humor:

Quotes of CBS Golf Announcer, Dave Feherty:

(Colorful and uninhibited ways of explaining or describing whatever is on his mind)

 

"It would be easier to pick a broken nose, than a winner in that group."

"Fortunately, Rory is 22 years old, so his right wrist should be the strongest muscle in his body."

"That ball is so far left, Lassie couldn't find it if it was wrapped in bacon."

"I am sorry Nick Faldo couldn't be here this week. He is attending the birth of his next wife."

"Jim Furyk's swing 'looks like an octopus falling out of a tree.'"

Describing VJ Singh's prodigious practice regime: "VJ hits more balls than Elton John's chin."

"That's a great shot with that swing."

"It's OK - the bunker stopped it."

At Augusta, 2011: "It's just a glorious day. The only way to ruin a day like this would be to play golf on it."

"That was a great shot - if they'd have put the pin there today."

"Watching Phil Mickelson play golf is like watching a drunk chasing a balloon near the edge of a cliff."

"That green appears smaller than a Pygmy's nipple."

 



AFTER THE HONEYMOON!

Tuesday Golfer decided to tie the knot with his long-time girlfriend.

One evening, after the honeymoon, he was cleaning his golf shoes, and his new wife was standing there watching him.

After a long period of silence, she finally speaks: "Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married I think it's time you quit golfing. Maybe you should sell your golf clubs."

Tuesday Golfer gets this horrified look on his face.

She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"

"There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife."

"Ex-wife!" she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"

"I wasn't!"

 


GOLFER NEEDS HELP!


Would anyone like to help one of our Tuesday golfers?
(He wishes to remain anonymous)

His wife told him to got out and some of those pills that
would help him get an erection.

When he came back, he handed her a bottle of diet pills.

ANYWAY, he's looking for a place to live.  HELP!
 




SERIOUS ABOUT GOLF

It was reported that Jimmy's wife got out safely, and that he did indeed
make the putt and par the hole.  However, he says the divorce isn't going
to be that bad, now that there's no house involved!!!.
 



WHY ENGLISH IS IMPORTANT!

Bosses wife read the email and filed for divorce.

The email says:

"Your penis wonderful. I enjoyed using it last night.
It has extra ordinary smooth flow, and a firm stroke.
Initially its tip 
had to be licked to bring it to working order.
I loved its perfect size and grip.
Felt like I was in heaven when using it.
I've always desired it and you fulfilled my wish.
Thanks a lot"

Moral: "space" is an essential part in English.

  



GOLF IN THE RAIN!

"What golf idiots do on a rainy day!"  --  ('Homeless Steve')



Thursday 'Skins' guys practice from the cart barn to the
green.
(No one hit #18) So they tried #1.


Adrian

Bill
 


Keith


'Homeless' Steve

Dave
 


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