Countryway TUESDAY Golf
TUESDAY Golfer's FUN Album #12.
Newest Dress Code Competition for 'Homeless' Steve:
Tom, Keith, Ric
Golfers: Read ONLY if you have a sense of Humor:
Quotes of CBS Golf Announcer, Dave Feherty:
(Colorful and uninhibited ways of explaining or describing whatever is on his mind)
would be easier to pick a broken nose, than a winner in that group."
♦ "Fortunately, Rory is 22 years old, so his right wrist should be the strongest muscle in his body."
♦ "That ball is so far left, Lassie couldn't find it if it was wrapped in bacon."
♦ "I am sorry Nick Faldo couldn't be here this week. He is attending the birth of his next wife."
♦ "Jim Furyk's swing 'looks like an octopus falling out of a tree.'"
♦ Describing VJ Singh's prodigious practice regime: "VJ hits more balls than Elton John's chin."
♦ "That's a great shot with that swing."
♦ "It's OK - the bunker stopped it."
♦ At Augusta, 2011: "It's just a glorious day. The only way to ruin a day like this would be to play golf on it."
♦ "That was a great shot - if they'd have put the pin there today."
♦ "Watching Phil Mickelson play golf is like watching a drunk chasing a balloon near the edge of a cliff."
♦ "That green appears smaller than a Pygmy's nipple."
Tuesday Golfer decided to tie the knot with his long-time girlfriend.
One evening, after the honeymoon, he was cleaning his golf shoes, and his new wife was standing there watching him.
After a long period of silence, she finally speaks: "Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married I think it's time you quit golfing. Maybe you should sell your golf clubs."
Tuesday Golfer gets this horrified look on his face.
She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"
"There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife."
"Ex-wife!" she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"
like to help one of our Tuesday golfers?
When he came back, he handed her a bottle of diet pills.
looking for a place to live. HELP!
reported that Jimmy's wife got out safely, and that he did indeed
Bosses wife read the email and filed for divorce.
The email says:
"Your penis wonderful. I enjoyed using it last night.
"What golf idiots do on a rainy day!" -- ('Homeless Steve')
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